The bleach can stay on the shelf: a recommendation.

For those bleach-quaffing days (the ones that make you want to), you could do a lot worse than to listen to Dale Watson's "Longhorn Suburban" over and over and over. Hard not to be cheered up by this and to suspect (however slightly) that maybe, just maybe Life is Good. And hell, if it's not a bleach-drinking day, then just imagine the mood-elevating potential!